FEISTY pensioners used deck chairs to fight off Somali pirates who tried to hijack their cruise ship on the Indian Ocean
No need to rewrite this one!
Although it is nice to think of a little drum head court on the quarter deck, presided over by someone whose last ocean voyage was under a White Ensign sixty years ago.
Even a cruise ship has a yard, blocks, and half inch manila line...
These people beat real navies, Germany, Japan, and Italy- a bunch of Somalis in a skiff is a joke.