Staghounds: "You sound like you're trying to get sympathy from your children before they put you in the old people's place"
"Listen, that might not be so bad for a little while. Get a book to read..."
"And they are all old, you could take them if they tried to cause trouble."
"They would be my b*tches. I'd have all the Ensure I wanted."
But later, she topped that-
Staghounds: "I think I'm going to take up drinking."
DW: "It doesn't help that much."