"Our experts and lawyers tell us that the threats about this movie endanger our customers and that it will cost our stockholders millions if there's an attack on a theater showing it.
We're responsible people, and we won't release it in theaters.
So it's free now. We abandon our copyright.
We'll mail a free DVD to anyone who wants one.
It will stream free on our own web site as long as someone wants to see it.
We'll post it free on YouTube, Netflix, Hulu, Amazon, and anywhere else that will let us.
So there, murdering North Korean tyrant trash."