All penis restaurant...

Aren't you glad you don't work at a place where you have to say to a reporter,

"Women don't come here so often, and they shouldn't eat testicles"?

The Torygraph is direct-

In China, you are what you eat.

Whereas Al-Beeb is informative.

"Snake. Very potent. They have two penises each."

I did not know that.