Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Let's just have a war...

It's not as though no one has ever burned Atlanta. And they don't have any water to put it out!

I figure we get allies to join in, and partition. We annex down to Marietta and the McDonnell-Douglas stuff. South Carolina gets Savannah and Augusta. Alabama can invest Columbus, then blitzkrieg a salient to Hartsfield.

We can call the remainder Rump Georgia, and let "the Atl" stew in its own deadbeats.

1 comment:

Miss Carnivorous said...

We went through that drought, water rationing thingy in the 70's. You were supposed to rat your neighbor out if he watered his lawn. Our apartment owner took all the handles of the outdoor faucets and we used a wrench on them instead and eventually stripped them. He also came and out a brick in our toilet tank. Those were the days.