or as it's called in English, cruelty to a child.
I thought giving a child the name "Páj-uh-mus" (spelled P a j a m a s ) was the worst. Not now.
His last name doesn't matter, it's a perfectly ordinary Smith/Brown/Robinson sort of name. As is Pajamas'.
His given name- the one his mother selected from all possible combinations of the alphabet- is:
How much did she hate him to do that!