A people like us joke.
A man and wife are dining at a restaurant. A gorgeous woman comes in, walks over to the man, gives him a big kiss and says "I can't wait to see you later tonight".
She walks off.
Wife asks, "WHO was THAT?"
"That was my mistress."
"I'm not putting up with that. I want a divorce."
" That's fine. You know if we divorce, there will be no more ski house, no more beach house, no more new car every year, no more furs. But I understand, I'll call the lawyer in the morning and set it up."
They continue with the meal. Because they are people like us A few minutes later their friend Tom walks in, with a beautiful woman on his arm.
The wife asks her husband "Who is that with Tom?"
"That's his mistress."
The wife leans in and whispers,
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