California has two ballot initiatives, in addition to the usual one letting the State horn in on the weed business.
They are Propositions 67 and 60.
67 outlaws the practice of offering plastic bags to store shoppers at the point of sale.
60 requires the wearing of a plastic bag while filming pornographic movies.
The first has no special monitoring mechanism, but the second will be enforced by California Occupational Safety and Health inspectors.
The jokes write themselves.
If I could go back in time and show my grandmother a newspaper from today, she'd say
"That H. G. Wells has gone mad. The time machine and invasion from space were believable but this is just crazy."