Here are some things I never thought I'd say or hear at a party...
"You can't sleep with pride forever".
"It's not bestiality if only animals are involved."
"How are libertarians ever going to attract politicians who can actually win elections? It's like a convent trying to attract cheerleaders, they don't have anything the target demographic wants."
And this entire exchange between Others and Staghounds, following another's use of the term "midget porn"-
O-Can they even have sex?
S. Of course, where do you think little midgets come from?
O. As opposed to big midgets.
S. I meant baby midgets.
O. And you're not supposed to call them midgets, either.
S. Oh yes, because otherwise they wouldn't know.