So all my reader knows that I honestly trust the National Enquirer when it asserts facts, since I've never had a Gell-Mann Effect experience with it.
And everyone knows their reporter caught Sen. Edwards and his lady friend .
But what I love are the file pictures they used to illustrate the article. Her expression, and shirt, are perfect!
It's like she's looking at him, and saying
"I took HIM home? Damn, I ain't never drinkin' agin."