Sunday, October 28, 2007

Disgusting behaviour in the hunting field...

I cannot believe that this happened, in MY home pack! In plain view, even of children. What a terrible example to the hunters of the future.



I know, people pawing each other is perfectly unexceptionable.

But these two are married.

To each other!

Hunting is going to hell on a greased skid.

A commenter writes, "Pot Kettle Black".

SO not true. If married people want to be affectionate, there are plenty of places to do that. The hunting field is not one of them. Exhibitions of marital devotion will ruin the reputation we have fu-, er, worked so hard to obtain.

It's bad enough to see these giant mushroom helmets that make us look as though we are afraid of a little more dain bramage.

I once hunted with a Master who was proudly described by the members as "the greatest adulterer in England". If people start thinking we are all devoted and monogamous and stuff, then all we have left of the brand is drink and stupidity. We may as well be football devotees then.

11 comments:

Barbara said...

Pot.
Kettle.
Black.

Miss Carnivorous said...

It's good to see that the horsey set is gettin their freak on, Baby. What ho and what not. Until Prince Charles told Camilla he wanted to be her tampon, I just did not believe that Brits actually had sex.

Anonymous said...

staghounds, you need a wife. You are far too fascinated with sex like a teenage boy. Get married so you can put your gonads into remission and concentrate on hunting. Ware riot. You are beginning to sound like a social hunter instead of a foxhunter. horrors. I thought your posts would be filled with hunting reports and hound info, instead it is the same tired tripe of people who hunt to be seen. barf.

Miss Carnivorous said...

Anon if Staggy marries he will be even more sexually frustrated!

Anonymous said...

and can the british english. for an american southerner, born and educated, it's SO affected. unless you want to tell us about your wanking prowess...

staghounds said...

Anon is partly correct, and I'll put in more hound things. But I've been married, thank you.

Bill Sticker said...

Yep, heterosexuality and hunting are natural partners. However, who's to say that the couple shown holding hands (Gasp!) are actually married?

Regards

Bill

Barbara said...

Frankly, anonymous, I would be worried about a man who DIDN'T think about sex all the time.

Anonymous said...

Stags gets around quite a bit, Babs. You've got lots more to worry about.

Barbara Charles said...

Why should I be worried anonymous?You seem to have a bone to pick with me. Should you wish to carry on pouring bile onto your pablum, I will be happy to give you my email address.

Miss Carnivorous said...

Anon is mean, but he is not nearly as mean as I, Miss Carnivorous.