Friday, January 18, 2008

Sex at the library...

Today's police report, my comments in parentheses.

Dispatched to city library on call of people having sex on the second floor.

Description black male, black female (that's unusual for these calls- usually it's two men), and child.

(Well duh, how else are they going to learn? And the child's section is on the second floor...)


When I patted the male suspect down before placing him in my car I felt a large bulge.

(Related to the original charge? Alas no, 17 $10 bags of marijuana.)

Signed, Officer WOOD.

1 comment:

Miss Carnivorous said...

Yes, we have such occurances. One of our security guards was getting serviced a lot in closets. We have lots of flashers too.