Today's police report, my comments in parentheses.
Dispatched to city library on call of people having sex on the second floor.
Description black male, black female (that's unusual for these calls- usually it's two men), and child.
(Well duh, how else are they going to learn? And the child's section is on the second floor...)
When I patted the male suspect down before placing him in my car I felt a large bulge.
(Related to the original charge? Alas no, 17 $10 bags of marijuana.)
Signed, Officer WOOD.