Global warming may be bad, but...
"The dispossessed King Edward II was killed by a red-hot iron poker shoved up his anus. This savagery partly reflected hostility on the part of the Church and other opinion-makers to the king's homosexuality and his favoritism toward his young French male lover, but it also reflected the general malaise, anger, and pessimism of the new age of global cooling."
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"This conclusion goes beyond the evidence, perhaps."
The most masterfully dry bit of understatement I've read in months. I laughed 'til it hurt; 'til tears ran down my cheeks...
Then my work here is done.
I note thyat you did manage to work "cheeks" into your comment.
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