Thursday, June 19, 2008

Victoria's Secret Thong Expert Testimony...

Snippets from my (very slim and VS customer) friend K's remarks about the Victoria's Secret thong eye injury lawsuit:

K: "I wish I had thought of that. I could buy a pair two sizes too small...

No wait, no I couldn't. They don't make XXXXS."



When I think of how close I wish I had come to blindness...

1 comment:

Sharon said...

OMG. Another reason to be thankful you don't like butt floss OR overpriced labels. Just think if that thing had gone off and she had killed her husband! "Officer, I, I, didn't mean to do it!" Impalled by a small fake rhinestone V! What a great obituary! Thongs are dangerous in many ways to the eyesight. THis just proves the point! Hilarious!