Showing posts with label I Need Rehab. Show all posts
Showing posts with label I Need Rehab. Show all posts

Thursday, September 24, 2015

RACIST Washington Post!!!! AGAIN!!! THE SAME RACE!!!!




Once again, the official thought leaders and professionally trained diversicrats expose their inherent institutionalized racism.

First, it was "chink" security consultants.

Now, it's poets.  Out of all the words in the English language, THAT had to be the last one in the article?

Sheesh. Rehab, privilege walks,  and sensitivity training for Sarah Kaplan.

Saturday, May 17, 2014

Farmers Giles, Butch and Thom...

Proof that our government is entirely too straight- that this program isn't named the  Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender Economic Information and Equality Yokel Outreach.

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Priorities...

Out Saturday with the OFH, and T. G.'s telephone rang...

"Hello! Yes. No. Maybe so...

Hounds are drawing.

Listen, just call me after the funeral."


Because Mama will be just as dead after hounds are back to kennels.

Friday, November 25, 2011

Saturday, November 05, 2011

The Bizarre Public Statuary of Jersey…

The Bizarre Public Statuary of Jersey…

It is the law in this place that whenever a new building is put up, the builders must also erect a piece of art outside the building. Or, as one lovely resident has it, “Something that is art to them”.

All my reader knows that I enjoy some statuary- although I have yet to post my survey of the naked equestriennes of Denmark. One day, really.

But for the time being, here is the




naked flying girl of Jersey.

Life size. A day will come when that cable breaks, and the lawyers will have a field day.

Nearby, we have



Toad on a pole.

Pretty good giant bronze toad, as they go. For some obscure reason his/her column is inscribed with the punishments for crime as they were a hundred and fifty years ago.


Which brings a question to my mind. When criminals and their allies/minions/parasites go on and on about the savage punishments of the past. Why are they stuck on England in the time of Walpole?

I mean, I know why. Because they are ethnocentric and have a propaganda goal. They hate to recognize that before then punishments were worse, and that pre colonial punishments outside Europe were far more horrid.

The ones on the post don’t seem bad. Petty theft first time stocks, second time stocks and a beating, third time an ear.

Rape and incest, the rope.

Imprisonment is for weak, rich cultures.

And the requirement that the punishments be carri
ed out in public, and all schools required to take their pupils to watch, an excellent one.

We act like we feel guilty when we lock criminals up.

Monday, August 08, 2011

Yet More Wildlife Doom Pottery...

What is this I don't even



Actually it looks more like hound doom...

Friday, March 04, 2011

In My Continuing Quest...

to compete with Tam in the "crazy gun nut song department:



Bonus, since we used to live in Ney..., uh, Knoxville:

Friday, September 03, 2010

Are the Irish are Crazy Enough to Try This...

Look, I know they love their carted deer hunting, and are not happy about losing it.

So...

Or is all that craziness just big talk? Hmm?



Monday, July 19, 2010

I write like Jack London...



For serious- computer analysis proves it!


I write like
Jack London

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!




And,


I write like
Stephen King

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!





I write like
Dan Brown

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!





I write like
Jack London

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!




(again!)


I write like
Ursula K. Le Guin

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!





I write like
Chuck Palahniuk

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!





I write like
Vladimir Nabokov

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!





I write like
Mario Puzo

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!




So where are the checks?

The software is pretty amusing, especially if it hasn't heard of the actual author whose entire story one enters. It thinks James Joyce wrote The Phantom Rickshaw, Edgar Allan Poe is responsible for The Open Window, and that Esmé is an Artur Conan Doyle product.

Whereas it attributes Conan Doyle's Brigadier Gerard stories to Mr. Kipling.

Enjoy

Tuesday, May 04, 2010

What Religion is your Caliber?

So, The Smallest Minority suggests thatcalbers are religiously connected. Meme!

My suggestions:

577 Snider is the Torah. Direct descendant of the Brown Bess, (begotten by the Queen Anne, begotten by the dog lock, begotten by the hackbut of Cromwell and Drake (the original Commandment) and out of the .577 Enfield by the Baker and Brunswick.

45-70 is the old testament, but in translation.

8mm Lebel is New Testament, Catholic.

30-06 is Jonathan Edwards'Pilgrim Congregational.

.30 carbine is Quaker.

.303 is Church of England (Blackpowder is the Catholic- burning one, cordite is the one with all the missionaries and the stopping suttee CofE).

Obviously 11mm Mauser id Old Lutheran, 8mm is Reformed.

30-30 is Baptist.

.223 is Methodist.

.243 and .270? Presbyterian.

.22 short? Amish.

22lr? Unitarian, because of the universality.

That leaves 30-40...

And courtesy of commenters:

Phil Wong said...

Gotta pitch in:

7.62X54 - Eastern(Russian) Orthodox

7.5 Swiss - Calvinist

7mmSTW - Mormonism("Western" and made-up ;^) )

6.5X55 Swede - Lutheranism(Uppsala Synod)

6.5 & 7.7 Arisaka - Shintoism

30-40 Krag - Wisconsin Evangelical Lutheran Synod(i.e. Norwegian-American)

7.62X39 - Atheist(i.e. Commie)

5.45X39 - Agnostic(i.e. "Atheism-Lite")

Still pondering who's got the temerity to claim .300WM and .50BMG...

Davidwhitewolf said...

.30-40 Krag would be the Church of Norway variant of Lutheran, I'd think.

Also, I'd argue for 7mm Mauser as German Catholic.

Geodkyt said...

Ah, but there's a few good ones missing. . .

7.5mm Swiss -- Zwinglianism

7.92 Kurtz -- Church of Christ

7.62x54mmR Russian -- Islam (Still in front-line, widespread international service with few changes)

7.62x39mm M43 -- Sunni Islam of the Caliphate to present

5.45x39mm -- Nation of Islam

7.62x45mm Czech -- Bahai

4.7mm Caseless -- Scientology

.30-40 Krag -- Conforming Puritans

Anonymous said...

.50 BMG?

How about Televangelist Christian? Big, in your face, expensively produced variation of an old-school message, and effective at long range.

.338 Lapua Mag would be the modern radio equivalent, produced for similar effect at lower cost.

Newbius

Anonymous Stretch said...

50BMG is Old Norse.
The Hammer of Thor.
The bringer of Ragnarök.

Keep them coming. I'll do a provisionalk list next week.

I love some of the explanations, esp. Islam and Mormonism! There has to be a reason beyond "The caliber and the religion come from the same place."

Monday, April 19, 2010

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Stop Press Tax Idea!!!!

As I said in my last post, I don't mind paying my Federal taxes. One thing I do to help with that is assign some specific purchase to my payment.

And a response from the multitalented and clever, yet charmingly quirky Nancy-"You can buy your own Marine?"- got me thinking.

You know that stupid "Preidential Campaign Fund" check off thing?

We ought to be able to designate where all, or a part, of our taxes go!

It would be simple, set up a list if a thousand or so departments, categories, and that sort of thing. Just fill in the code if you want to specify that your taxes go to Head Start, or the Lawrence Welk Birthplace, have at it! You could specify portions, and even Departments- 25% to the Transportation Department, 20% to Interior, 5% to the Fulbright Scholarship program.

And it has to go where it's designated.

What fun!

Undesignated money goes into the general fund just as it does now.

Thursday, February 04, 2010

Gay Soldier Transition Program...

So. LabRat's great post on gay soldiers got me thinking. The military services, like every other big government program. never make a big change without announcements and creating transition teams...



"Today the President ordered the armed services to immediately cease any and all special regulatory or UCMJ recognition of homosexuality. As Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, I appear before you today to discuss the implementation of this policy.

First, he which hath no stomach to this fight, let him depart; his passport shall be made, and crowns for convoy put into his purse. We would not die in that man's company that fears his fellowship to die with us.

Any service member who wants to quit because of this change may apply within the next thirty days. He will be released as soon as service convenience permits it. He will receive a special hardship discharge that notes "unable to serve alongside gay Americans" as the reason for his separation.

But we know that the few remaining service members who do not run from this change will wonder how to face it.

I can best discuss implementation of the change within the services by quoting- it is a day for quotes, isn't it?- Fred Reed on the two greatest practical problems.

"Soldiers don't want a sergeant who they know is gay as an Easter bonnet, who has the power to make life miserable, leering at them if the towel drops."

That one is easy. Our policies remain exactly the same about unfit or criminal commanders as they were last week. Oppression by superiors of those under their command will never be tolerated. There is plenty of room in the E-1 ranks, Leavenworth, and Portsmouth for those who misuse their authority.

"Men do not like being eyed by other men in the barracks and showers."

We accept that this problem exists, and that it is one for which many soldiers are unprepared. The eye-up terror will force some from our ranks.

For those who dare to confront it, help will be available.

We recognise the value of experience. For example, we try to use previously wounded veterans to help transition wounded soldiers from hospital bed to their futures.

the President has authorised the direct commission of a new Lieutenant- General.
This officer has a great deal of experience with this specific problem, and already has effective policies in place for dealing with it. Our newest General will command a special unit tasked to help soldiers face this new challenge. This unit will be recruited from those who have already successfully faced, and triumphed over, the truly destructive experience of unwanted sexual advance. Many of the new members of this command are already familiar to soldiers, sailors, airmen, and marines. We hope that familiarity, like the previous service of volunteer veteran counselors at VA hospitals, will make it easier for our service members to manage this, their newest challenge.

I'd like you to meet the United States Army's newest General Officer.



And here is a list of potential recruits with the sort of qualifications and experience to handle this program.

Tuesday, February 02, 2010

The REAL reason I hate PETA...

Today, I realised the real reason I hate Peta.

Jealousy.

Some other man thought PETA up. I !@#$%^ hate him. Here's the deal:

1. Create tax free non profit quango. Its mission? Help cuddly, furry animals.

2. Collect money from old ladies and crazy people who love cuddly, furry animals.

3. Come up with promotions and stunts that overtly intend to help cuddly, furry animals, but which in fact by their very enunciation make their messages ridiculous to all but those already committed to the cause.

"Let's call fish "sea kittens!"

"Pity Poor Punxsatawney Phil, waked up at seven one day a year!"

4. Come up with more promotions and stunts that will also convert no one, but which make use of eager participation by gorgeous, slightly dim, and easily led women.

Naked participation.

5. (Thank you Bill!) Hire your friends to run animal shelters. They don't have to be competent.

6.Pay self well. Travel often. Spend lots of time with gorgeous, slightly dim, and easily led women who love cuddly, furry animals, deeply admire your dedication thereto, and want ever so much to help you.

7. Repeat ad infinitum.

8. Die happy, having neither improved the lot of any animal nor converted not a single person who is not a gorgeous, slightly dim, and easily led woman to the love of cuddly, furry animals.

Serious, serious, jealousy inspired hate.

Friday, December 04, 2009

Thursday, December 03, 2009

Are These Made From Naked White People? Racial Slurs in France Even...


It's not bad enough that I have to put up with it at every other freeway exit, but to see this sort of thing in France...

Monday, November 30, 2009

A Huge, Genuine Woody!


Yes, it actually is a truck made out of wood- not just painted to look that way. I've seen several over here.

Take that, Beach Boys!

And if you are building a truck out of wood, what do you call your company?

Sunday, November 15, 2009

An Ugly Racial Incident…



So, hunting like crazy. The other day, out with a smaller pack of hounds. Unfortunately, the day was marred by an ugly racial incident.

The meet was at a crossroads, maybe a dozen or so mounted followers and as many vehicles. Hounds were sat waiting.

All looks peaceful in this picture, doesn't it?



Now I’ve often spoken proudly about the way that visitors are made welcome to hunt. In these days of our insurgency there are going to be some looks and questions if one just appears unannounced, but a bit of conversation and the “Do you know…“ game usually is enough to establish bona fides.

I’ve heard that in some places unknown attendees are sometimes discouraged, or even given rough treatment. And not in the fun way. But these tales never seem to come from actual witnesses, it’s always hearsay or reputation evidence.

Not this time. I was with R., so it was all smiles for me. Then, a visitor showed up unescorted, on foot. Just walking along a country lane minding his own business, not offering any offence.

Living down South, I’m used to seeing every colour all over the place, and don’t really pay attention.

But I was the only celebrator of diversity there. People instantly became tense, and parted so as to avoid contact. The staff and Masters did the opposite, blocking the way and impeding his progress.

You’d have thought it was a Mississippi lunch counter in 1953.

I figured this was just because it was a stranger, but there wasn’t any attempt to converse. Then it got worse, the Master told a couple of the foot people- terriermen, I later found out- to “Kick him down the road.“

He meant it figuratively I’m sure, and no actual kick was offered, but the stranger was grabbed by the neck and hustled- all but dragged, really- past the hounds and across the intersection. He was given a hard shove and a gruff “Get out of here” to speed him on his way.

Again, I’d like to think this was because it was a stranger, or even a monitor. But the Master distinctly said,

“Get that Black SOB out of here.” And he wasn’t the only one who referred to colour, or to possible immigrant status either.

Institutional racism, that’s what it is.

Unfortunately I was so shocked by the events that I didn't think to get my camera out until the whole thing was over. But as we drove away I saw and took this picture of the victim:







Monday, September 14, 2009

Racial slurs!




Where's my million dollars?

Monday, June 29, 2009

Word To Your Mother About Cultural Sensitivity...

"Russia's energy giant Gazprom has signed a $2.5bn (£1.53bn) deal with Nigeria's state operated NNPC, to invest in a new joint venture.

The new firm, to be called ..."

If you're not laughing, imagine some press releases or headlines:

"_____ To Construct New Refinery"

"_____ Expected To Default On Government Loan"

"Brokers Downgrade _____"

"Government Action Prevents Sale Of _____"